It is done. I have heard books, I have read books, I have introduced books. I have told a former Booker Prize judge what Badger thought of Vernon God Little - had anyone been in any doubt before now about how influential I am?
And now I come back from my journey with tablets of stone. Of stone! Are you ready?
Okay. You need to read this, and this, and this.
If you don't read this, then you are a fool, and if you don't want to read this, then I don't want anything else to do with you.
It's important to also consider this and this.
Don't say I never tell you anything.