I don't mean I am just looking at the website. I mean I am there. At a literature festival. Listening to, you know, literature.
I was going to tell you about it night after night. I was going to bring it alive for you, with witty and insightful reviews and colourful descriptions.
But I'm too tired. Sorry. So I'll see you when it's over, if that's okay, and you'll be kind enough to not mention my miserable failure ever again.