Well that just came back to bite me in the backside.
I have just booked the last and only ticket to see comedian Michael McIntyre live. And this is fine, because we couldn't get a babysitter, so I was going to have to ask a friend to go and that's a bit awkward at £25 a pop, and it was the LAST TICKET so phew! you know, and he makes me laugh and laugh and laugh so I am very happy to be going at all.
Still I am now preparing for an evening sitting alone in a row full of strangers, giggling to myself and snorting a bit, like Miss Haversham on a night out.
Maybe I should wear my wedding dress. Yes, that's what I'll do. And I'll carry that wire cage with fake birds in it to complete the look.
I do hope it can be delivered in time.