Gifts! Gifts!

It has been a sad week this week as I have not been able to go to any of litfest. I love litfest so much and being stuck in bed while it all goes on is miserable. However yesterday Mr Coffee came back with gifts! Oooh! A copy of Scapegallows by Carol Birch and Burma Boy by Biyi Bandele. I may even get up to attempt to read them. (WOW)

I have spent a good deal of time online this week trying to download free relaxation mp3s. I have a great relaxation tape that was done by Morecambe Bay Health Authority but after dozens of listens I know what the woman is going to say next, which is not too relaxing.

But good grief there are some unrelaxing relaxation 'practitioners' out there. The bloke who rattled through a visualisation at 100mph, after calling me 'pilgrim' (well I didn't really listen for long after being referred to like this); the other bloke who just drivelled on about positivity but never actually said anything, and some rather shocking twiddly music.