That last post? About Appliances Online and the present they might send to a lucky commenter? THE PRESENT WOULD NOT BE A YOGA DVD. I seem to have got people worried. But that was my choice of gift, for me alone. You are your own people, with your own wants and needs.
I am very sorry to have confused you all and suggested that the man who sells cookers wants to force you all to stand on one leg.
Also, according to Mr Coffee, no-one will have got the thing with the horse. So go back to the last post, ignore the thing with the horse, leave a comment on that post and you might get a present. I don't know what it will be. Like I say to the kids when I am having trouble articulating what's happening, "It'll be a surprise".