Oh dear. That doesn't look very disabled accessible, does it? Better turn back.
Come back, Littlest Latte!
HA! Only joking! We're off-roaders now, dontcha know. With our Delichon Delta All-Terrain Disabled Buggy we can go anywhere we like. Nothing stands in our way! (Except kissing gates. And stiles.)
Let's say that again. Delichon Delta All-Terrain Disabled Buggy. Because when you're buying disability equipment, googling it only takes you to the company's website, where you can view a tiny picture of it. No 'Read all 84 customer reviews' for us.
We ordered this weeks ago, with no real idea what it would be like. That's a scary way to spend over a grand. But then on holiday we saw a woman pushing one, and we hunted her down. "It's a lifechanger," she said.
Certainly two days after buying it we were blackberrying for the very first time. If that's not worth a grand, I don't know what is.
We took home a plastic bag full of blackberries and a woodlouse. On getting home, the woodlouse was conspicuous by its absence.
Can woodlice just disintegrate?
You've got to hope they can.