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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

A hard day's work

Look, I've nothing against Nigella. She's a brunette with big hips, which in my book is a fine thing to be. But her cupcake recipe sucks.

I can say this, because I am A Woman. I can flip a pancake; I can bake a cake; I can joint a chicken. Her cupcake recipe, the one I have been using, is just not good enough.

So when Duyvken raved on about red velvet cupcakes just weeks after my sister-in-law had mentioned them, I thought they were worth a go. A blogger had handily provided Duyvken with a recipe, which she passed on, and I made cream cheese icing. And apart from a moment of terror when I realised that the carefully plotted instructions (you don't just get to fling this all in a bowl and whizz it with a handblender) didn't tell me what to do with the damn egg, it was a very happy experience - yummy, velvety and grown up.


And it was exciting, because the recipe used bicarb and vinegar, which up until yesterday I wouldn't have understood. We learned all about it in an attack of frenzied kiddie science brought on when I found the Lattes in the bathroom mixing things to 'make a potion'. You can make a volcano with bicarb and vinegar, if you put the bicarb under some flour and then fire the vinegar at it through a dropper. See!


it's erupting from Coffee Lady on Vimeo.

Today a friend came, and we had a red velvet cupcake and chatted while the children wrecked the house. And then as she was leaving another friend rang, and said had I forgotten she had invited me for tea and I must come right now, as she had made rose meringues with chantilly cream, and there were other people there and I must bring the children so they could all wreck the house.

So you know. Lent is going very well.

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

If you thought you were a bad parent, look at these guys

Having spent hours on a train last week gave me more time to read than usual, and got me right back into the habit. So I shall start boring you with that, if that's okay.

Because there's really nothing else going on. I don't want to talk about half term. I don't want to talk about what the Lattes did with my make-up while I was trying to sneak a half hour's work in. But you have imaginations and experience. You know what happened without me having to tell you.

Have you read Philip Pullman's Northern Lights? I do hope so. You must have, it's been out so long, and I'm so late to it. Anyway I'm just about to tell you what happens in it, so you might want to leave quietly.

I've had a copy throwing about the house for ages, and had put off reading it because I'd heard so much about Pullman's Anti-Church Agenda and I didn't really want to be anti-preached at. But eventually it wore me down, and Eldest saw it on the sofa, and looked so impressed, and asked if that was the book she'd heard about with all the ice and the witches and the armoured bears. I had to agree that sounded pretty exciting.

As for the Anti Church sentiments in Pullman's book, I was almost disappointed to find them tacked on at the end in a bit of exposition: "And it was all the Church's doing, you know." "Really?" Phew. I thought there was going to be actual brainwashing.

It's difficult not to think about this trilogy alongside the Harry Potter books, because there was such a fuss about them both within the same period of years. But Harry Potter had that old fairy story necessity - the gentle, kind but conveniently dead mother. In fairy stories, the bereaved child may have trials to face, but it does so with true and noble blood running through its veins.

For Lyra Belacqua the truth is far more sinister. The invented fairytale parents are ripped away partway through the book to reveal her true origins: unscrupulous, morally challenged, intellectually driven parents who are still alive. The glamorous, evil stepmother she flees turns out to be her mother. Lyra is alone, without the true and noble blood she believed she had, and which we expect as readers.

What her mother is trying to do is separate children from their souls - their daemons, which appear at their side constantly in animal form. Just a simple operation - snap! - and the child is 'set free'. It's a horrific concept for Lyra, and a murderous one in most cases. And it reminded me of a short story I read recently by the horror writer Thomas Ligotti. In Purity, a boy's father conducts experiments, removing from his son the belief that the attic is haunted and placing the by-product in a jar. At the end of the story a door-to-door evangelist is found in their cellar, drained of his belief, in a state unrecognisable as life or death.

(To be honest, I wish I hadn't read that story. That was a bad experiment on my part too. Did I learn nothing from staying up too late to watch television as a child?)

Anyway I did love Northern Lights, a page-turning riot of cold and snow and ice and glamour and science. And grubby-kneed childhood snatched away, and turned into a fight for freedom. And bears, and lost love, and imposing colleges with mysterious Masters who put poison in wine bottles, and hiding in cupboards, and stolen boats, and perilous balloon rides. I have the other two books in the trilogy all ready. -

Friday, 12 February 2010

Out of routine

I went to Norwich on a train. It took hours.

Once there, I slept in a hotel all on my own, in a bed so big that (ironically) it could have fitted all the Lattes in it without anyone getting kicked in the face. I woke up, drew the curtains, got back into bed and read, giggling from time to time. No-one was going to start shouting about breakfast. Not only that, someone was going to make mine for me.

After breakfast I wandered around the city. It had snowed on and off all the day before, but in the morning it was sunny and bright.


I took a photo for the Lattes of the street where part of the film Stardust had been filmed.


I went in the antique shops and the second hand bookshops. £2.75 I spent. Norwich will be glad of my trade. Now I have been there, the local economy is soaring.

 

I was in Norwich to go to a funeral - not the best reason to visit anywhere. But a good reason to remember not to be complacent - to appreciate today, and the joy that a comfy bed, sun glinting off snow, and £2.75 can bring you.